a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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