just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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