She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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