i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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