You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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