no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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