I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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