Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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