Are we in a gay sports bar?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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