I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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