So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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