There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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