This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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