If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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