I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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