I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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