i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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