question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
