That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I have tasted many bathrooms
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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