You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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