Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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