imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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