The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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