Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
