new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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