I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
