last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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