meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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