For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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