Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
