Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The power of my boobs compel you
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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