we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
