And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
