butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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