Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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