ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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