his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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