I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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