Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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