My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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