in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Duck Duck Cougar?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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