Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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