Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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