I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
