It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just pynch a tree in the face
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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