True but thats because hes a fetus.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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