IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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