Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
At least life still wants to fuck me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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