I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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