his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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