i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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